Christmas Funnies to Lighten your Mood

Laughter is always the best medicine. When the holidays roll around and tension and stress levels are high, a few giggles will lighten your mood and your emotional load.

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

Nothing. It was on the house!

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

 A rebel without a Claus.

What do you call a snowman with a six pack?

An abdominal snowman

What’s Santa’s favorite snack food?

Crisp Pringles.

Where do snowmen keep their money?
Beats me.
In a snow bank.

What do fish sing during winter?
What?
Christmas corals.

What do you get when you eat Christmas ornaments?
Not sure.
Tinsel-itis!

Crack a smile, it’s okay to laugh out loud.

Coach Nancy

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