Dear Santa

Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is thick hair and a thin body.

Please don't mix them up, like you did last year.

Why does Santa have 3 gardens? 
So he can ho-ho-ho.

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? 
Ribbon hood.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? 
Claustrophobic.

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? 
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Now that I have given you a reason to laugh, Enjoy Christmas time filled with many smiles.

Coach Nancy

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